1. sadsk8r:

    doctors: why are all your bones broken
    me: totally gnarly kick flip
    doctors: fucking savage bro

    (Source: nicenewt)

  2. imagine-dragonlords:

    thewayweride:

    If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
    FINE
    If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
    FINE
    If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
    FINE
    If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
    FINE
    If you’re pansexual and have a preference
    FINE
    What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

    T H I S

    If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

    FINE. 

    (Source: 50shadesofacceptance)

  3. kissedmequiteinsane:

    asskaban:

    terminallycheesy:

    i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

    And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

    The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

    #I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

  4. tianatwitty:

Please make this go viral. 
It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

    tianatwitty:

    Please make this go viral.

    It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

  5. sapphberry:

    ice cream

  6. slyclig:

    REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

    • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

  7. geopunk:

    sloth-grunge:

    geopunk:

    geopunk:

    what is it called when u kill a friend

    homiecide

    murder

    homiecide

    (Source: geopunk)

  8. (Source: dioburandou)

  9. hikikomoiri:

    Being told I look cute

    image

  10. shingekinokyojinheaven:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind
and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”
so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay
but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”
and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”
and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”
and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit” but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now
but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once


amateur

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    the-vashta-nerada:

    one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

    and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

    so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

    but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

    and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

    and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

    and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
    but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

    but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

    amateur